Q: Would you like to read 500 words of Quarantine AU featuring which ship from Solve for i?
I’m not going to say it was because of Bree’s cooking, but it was 100% because of Bree’s cooking: my favourite bikini didn’t fit anymore. It wasn’t too small in a sort of cute sexy way, either, it was too small in a scandalous I-would-be-arrested-on-the-beach kind of way. My boobs (what there was of them) were literally at risk of breaking free of the cups at any moment, and the strap on my bottoms divided my middle like a sausage string.
I stared in dismay at my reflection. Why hadn’t I tried them on before quarantine?!