Named after the obnoxious pop song that inspired this speed prompt. Written in 78 minutes. –

Whenever I drive past a dead pet on the side of the road…

From a prompt I received on Tumblr

….I added a page called ‘Stories in the UMS-verse’ to the top menu. People had been asking me about the NSFW stories I wrote about UMS because they were having trouble finding them. Hopefully this helps!

I nearly got stuck in a lift today with a work colleague and it gave me silly story ideas. This is set after Under My Skin, before Flesh & Blood.  It’s a speed prompt, I wrote it in 58 minutes. –

Because sometimes characters won’t fucking do what you want them to. –

Chapter One